I'm Starting to Feel Like a Dart Board

My poor belly is starting to look like a dart board...and someone has very bad aim! I guess I'm lucky so far...I only have one little bruise. Not as bad as it could be. I think I'm going to have to stop showing my Mom (not sure how that is going to work since she is the one giving me the shots)--she gets this sad look on her and face and says "Poor Sissy!"